birdies

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h4g82OhL2UA&search=hentai

watch this

oh yea...

WAHAHAHA

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Ok, Annie, listen.
I don’t want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.
No.
You come home and you say, “I like it when you touch me down there,
I like that.”
I don’t think so Annie, don’t have time,
want to drink, smoke cigarette, you know.
You know what I need Annie? I’ll tell you what.

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why don’t you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!!
I don’t think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I don’t have time. I have too many women.
All I got time for you know what is?

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Beish, beish, beish, beish
When you give me that bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Shiggity bang, bang, bang!
Shwat? bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!

Overheard in Singapore

Check this out!

Something I saw at someone else's blog.

(at a taxi stand)
Girl A: Mike says he can’t take leave.
Girl B: Why? So troublesome.
Girl A: ‘Cos got general election, so liddat lor.
(I assumed Mike was doing his NS or working in the civil service.)
Girl B: Oh…(pause) What’s general election ah?
(Me slaps imaginary forehead)
Girl A: (mumbles an explanation)
Girl B: HENG AH, I don’t have to vote. I’m only 21 this year.

WAHAHAHHA!

Relax! Take it EASY!

Don't take it too hard k?

Anyway, the week passed REAL FAST! Don't know whether it's good.

One thing for sure. It sucks to be sick on a Friday!

Btw, where are the emoticons pics? Heh.

ok that's not funny...

darn who is THAT guy. not funny loh. and guess what? i tried a few of my pictures and it keeps churning out zhang ziyi OR paris hilton. damn. so i have the stupid bimbo look is it? tmd. tsk.

anyway, the week passed really quickly don't you think?

weird.

Male versions

yy, just in case you think I didn't include you in, it's the system which doesn't have any matches. No worries. I will try another of our photo again. One with the 4 of us!

Check this out!

Quin's ones are yummy (at least we know who they are). Mine have Indians! So it's true. I might have Indian blood in me. Hmm.. or J Lo might be my long lost relative! Maybe that explains my dark skin tone. WAHAHAHHAHA! And Aki Hakala? Ha. Maybe I will look at this when I remove my glasses + makeup.

Other matches includes:
Quin (Females): Lucy Liu, Tata Young, Tyra Banks, Sammi Cheng, Jang Nara, Bonnie Pink
Quin (Males): Stephen Chow, Colin Farrell

Yun (Females): Renata Tebaldi, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Rachel McAdams, Annette Bening, Priyanka Chopra, Laura Dern, Benazir Bhutto
Yun (Males): Aki Hakala

a walk down the beach. just you and me.

i feel like taking a break. and going to some beach resort and just watch sunset. and look at stars at night. should i go alone? you all want to go with me?

i don't know.

And relax

one two three breathe breathe breathe. lean back and relax. i had great fun too.

miss you all already and it makes me sad like that.

muahahahaha!

expressing oneself is never fun without you all. lucky for me.

Take a step back

Sometimes we should just take a step back from life and reflect what have been happening around us. And for this I feel I'm surviving at the margin.

That aside, we should meet up more often! I truly enjoyed myself last weekend! Yay! =)

Tick Tock Tick Tock

We don't want to grow up despite the clock is always ticking , but can we do anything about it? 人老心不老. Our ID are just a facade, when in our minds, we will forever be the perfect age we want to be.

So just why can't we embrace growing up and age gracefully and to think we are the species with the longer life? I guess we just want to have fun FOREVER, with NO problems to deal with. Right right RIGHT? TSK! We are so living in denial. (Maybe it's only just me)

So how long more can we procrastinate?